but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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