She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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