I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Randomize
