New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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