i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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