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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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