my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
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