are you still at the devil's house?
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Holy shit dude........stairs
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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