no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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