Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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