Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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