i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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