Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Need sex. Gaining weight.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
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