well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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