I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
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