Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Randomize
