that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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