Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Randomize
