You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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