I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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