She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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