When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
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