I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
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