We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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