I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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