You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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