I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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