I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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