i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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