I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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