I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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