If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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