Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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