I'm going to jail i love you
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Randomize
