that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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