It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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