I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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