dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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