i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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