ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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