I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I've blown a few things in my day
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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