Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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