Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
