no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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