Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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