let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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