dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
only if we run a train.
done.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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