my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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