my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
vagina is talking i cant
She bit a glass in half.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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