And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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