i permit you to call me
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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