dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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