dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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