god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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