am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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