this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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