So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I AM VODKA MAN
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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