Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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