I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Do you remember whose house we're in?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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