maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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