remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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